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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

American Comedian Animals Funny

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

American Comedian Cancer Funny

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

American Comedian Funny

[Worst of all, the team appeared in] The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, ... Let them play! Let them play! - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

[Worst of all, the team appeared in] The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, ... Let them play! Let them play!

News

They say a dog is a man?s best friend.That?s if you?re lucky enough to get one of those

They say a dog is a man?s best friend.That?s if you?re lucky enough to get one of those ""friendly"" dogs.

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ´d have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ´d have an excuse.

Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads ""Convicted Shoplifter."" However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading ""I'd Rather Be Stealing!""

I often try to reassure myself by saying,

I often try to reassure myself by saying, ""Well, at least it canÃÂ´t get any worse."" But the truth is, it always can. And thatÃÂ´s what really terrifies me.

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.""

New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That's encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I've got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare,

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ""Thank you?""

Pain

IÃÂ´m starting to think that IÃÂ´m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

IÃÂ´m starting to think that IÃÂ´m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, donated many of this writings to the University of Michigan. The pagers are an invaluable resource for students majoring in Crazy. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, donated many of this writings to the University of Michigan. The pagers are an invaluable resource for students majoring in Crazy.

The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

The Pentagon banned the army from using Chinese-made berets. In a more veiled slap at the Chinese, the Pentagon also banned any alternative form of checkers.

Army

We played for about four hours. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

We played for about four hours.

YOU can wear him to anything. From casual to evening. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

YOU can wear him to anything. From casual to evening.

I get that all the time, ... People come up and say, 'Me and my wife think you're so funny.' They think I'm him. But that's OK. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

I get that all the time, ... People come up and say, 'Me and my wife think you're so funny.' They think I'm him. But that's OK.

It makes me nervous seeing a 20-foot me, like I'm getting too big or something, ... Not that I mind being recognized. When I'm 60 I'll be begging for this. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

It makes me nervous seeing a 20-foot me, like I'm getting too big or something, ... Not that I mind being recognized. When I'm 60 I'll be begging for this.

Mind

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ«d have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ«d have an excuse.

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading "I'd Rather Be Stealing!"

I often try to reassure myself by saying,

I often try to reassure myself by saying, "Well, at least it canÃÂ«t get any worse." But the truth is, it always can. And thatÃÂ«s what really terrifies me.

Truth

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it."

They say a dog is a manÃÂ«s best friend.
ThatÃÂ«s if youÃÂ«re lucky enough to get one of those

They say a dog is a manÃÂ«s best friend. ThatÃÂ«s if youÃÂ«re lucky enough to get one of those "friendly" dogs.

Best Friends Dogs

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare,

Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, "Thank you?"

American Comedian Funny

IÃÂ«m starting to think that IÃÂ«m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

IÃÂ«m starting to think that IÃÂ«m the butt of a joke the whole world is in on.

Joke

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